Thursday, March 10, 2011

News flash

There are three important news items to report this evening, all of which are very peculiar and almost entirely unrelated.

1. I had a bath. This was long overdue as my hair was starting to smell like stale vinegar.

2. A 17-year-old boy on a field trip jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge today on a dare from his classmates and survived. Full story here.

3. Fifteen years after their affair began, Monica Lewinsky is still in love with Bill Clinton "and would take him back in a second." Full story here.

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